Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got.
Bad vampire puns and jokes can really drive you batty. Don't worry though, because none of these A collection of grown up Halloween jokes for adults only!.
We all need a little humor in our life, plus this page should give you some good ammunition, when you start to get a reputation as being a vampire, and some.